|Your Hillbilly Name Is...|
Actually, my Hillbilly name is the same as my real name. My father is a full-blooded hillbilly from east Tennessee. So I'm half hillbilly. Wanna guess my other half? :D
I'm in a weird, grumpy mood. The weather here is bona fide "May Grey", I ache all over, our cat Ivan is clinging to me like a chimp, and I can't seem to get out of my own way. Our outside kitty Winkie has gone missing, and we've got fliers all over the neighborhood.
On the up side, my team is on a 3 game winning streak, so it ain't all bad. Sure as my name's Li'l Dixie Western.