Havoc Angel

The Church of Twelve Angry Men and The Last Action Hero

Your followers are friendly and welcoming people,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who are free and fun loving,

and who are encouraged to achieve greater spiritual enlightenment by questioning their own beliefs.

Your followers must all wear

sandals

a condom in their wallet (just in case)

a friendship bracelet

Your followers are

swelling (over 80,000,000),

and they don't interfere with the beliefs of outsiders.