May 12th, 2011


This Morning --

We were awakened to the sound of a car horn going by the house, playing the opening notes to "Dixie".

Me: "Did you hear that, or am I nuts?"

Anal-man: "Yes. And yes."

Me: "Must be the John Schneider I ordered."

Anal-man: "They were out of John Schneider. It's a Larry the Cable Guy."

Me: *groan* "Not again..."
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