We were awakened to the sound of a car horn going by the house, playing the opening notes to "Dixie".
Me: "Did you hear that, or am I nuts?"
Anal-man: "Yes. And yes."
Me: "Must be the John Schneider I ordered."
Anal-man: "They were out of John Schneider. It's a Larry the Cable Guy."
Me: *groan* "Not again..."
Current mood: awake.