August 31st, 2012

What? Jack

Okay, I Have a Theory...

Clint Eastwood is pro-Choice, pro-Marriage Equality, believes in Climate Change, did a commercial praising the saving of the auto industry last year... He's a Republican, but not as they are today. So what the fuck happened?

My theory? Somewhere GOP thugs were holding a grandchild hostage. I hope his heroic stalling on stage was long enough that his gutsy younger (but equally kick-ass) partner found the kidnappers and made them sorry.*

*This is a working scenario, and may not be in the slightest bit accurate. Poor old Clint's mind may have just jumped the rails.
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