lordgloria (lordgloria) wrote,

Meme Maniac!

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

lordgloria is being stalked on Livejournal!

ares_jordan is stalking lordgloria
ares_jordan's REAL name :Forte Millicent
ares_jordan's REAL DOB :28th July 1986
Height :156 cmWeight : 82.7 kg
ares_jordan has dreamt about you: 13 times
ares_jordan became interested in you: 22nd August 2006
ares_jordan's latest dream about you
Last night ares_jordan dreamt that you had told her that you were leaving for good. ares_jordan was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how ares_jordan describes your relationship behind your back
"I don't want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. 'Til death to us part and all that."
ares_jordan's been stealing stuff from your house, too.
ares_jordan enjoys munching on your toenail clippings that she once hooked out of your bin late one evening.
She's even started modifying her body for you.
In the past year ares_jordan has spent her entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
She sent the following message to you in a Valentine:
"Everyday without you is death. I've decided it's best that we end our lives in each other's arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cyanide pills on the cheap. Let's do it, for us."

The Police
No. of calls to the police: 11 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there's a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
ares_jordan's Police File
ares_jordan would be a nothing more than a lovable rogue if it were not for her love of samurai swords.

Testimonies about ares_jordan
titanic - A spouse-beating alco
"Dear God! I knew ares_jordan was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know she was such a skank. lordgloria is a bit of a sucker really."
savak - Stone dead tripper
"I always knew there was something different about ares_jordan. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth."
yrgoddess - Geek isn't the word
"ares_jordan's obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into her warped mind. I can't believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus."


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