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Your Superhero Name is The Purple Racer
Your Superpower is Invisibility
Your Weakness is Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of Your Mouth
Your Weapon is Your Glue Lance
Your Mode of Transportation is Cow


Hi-Ho, Cow!

Invisible? Sticky Peanut Butter? Glue? COW?! How am I called The Purple RACER?

(Proof I live in Bizarro World.)
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