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Little known facts about Lord Gloria!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lord Gloria!

  1. Lord Gloria has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  2. When Lord Gloria is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Lord Gloria, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
  4. Lord Gloria can turn his stomach inside out!
  5. Lord Gloria is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Lord Gloria!
  7. Contrary to popular belief, Lord Gloria is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  8. Lord Gloria will often glow under UV light.
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Lord Gloria!
  10. The Lord Gloria-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Lord Gloria-fights take place there every day.
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