- Lord Gloria has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- When Lord Gloria is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- If you put a drop of liquor on Lord Gloria, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
- Lord Gloria can turn his stomach inside out!
- Lord Gloria is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Lord Gloria!
- Contrary to popular belief, Lord Gloria is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Lord Gloria will often glow under UV light.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Lord Gloria!
- The Lord Gloria-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Lord Gloria-fights take place there every day.
Little known facts about Lord Gloria!
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