lordgloria (lordgloria) wrote,

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My mutant power Revealed!

Yeah, you heard me. And it's not a cool power, either, like flying or being able to juggle Volkswagons. Oh no-ooooo. What is it, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. I apparently absorb thermal energy. Uh-huh. I'm invisible to the light outside my back porch that is supposed to observe body temp and movement to light up.

This is NOT COOL, dudes! I have to jump up and down under the sensor, waving my arms and cussing like a midget sailor, until I raise enough energy to activate it. This can take almost a full minute. Then I go get weiner dog Drusilla and bring her in to feed her. Once fed, the light is now out, and I have to wave a warm puppy under it to get it back on.

My hubby, the infamous Anal-man, thinks this is hysterically funny. He walks out, and lo! there is light. So I don't think I'll see a solution soon. Or at all. Laugh, funny man, laugh. *snarl*

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